Mrs. Heinz
Listen to
Mrs. Heinz
's
introduction
A crotchety, punctilious, outspoken woman from Germany. She values consistency, efficiency, and respect. She is a widow with two entrepreneurial sons.
“I told you this would be a horrific waste of time!
Read The
Train Log
Night Train:
Passenger Log
Ticket No.
757
Sleeper Car No.
3
Roomette No.
3
Name:
Mrs. Anna Heinz
Age:
Old enough to have idiot inventors for children.
Origin:
Germany
Occupation:
Ketchup saleswoman. If only my husband could see me today - I’m sure he’s rolling over in his grave. God rest his soul.
Education:
None. Don’t be daft. I’m a rich woman. I don’t need it.
Politics:
I don’t bother about it. They’re all corrupt.
Hobbies:
Knitting. Enduring the world’s idiocy.
What words do you live by?
Be thorough! You can’t go through life on whimsical hopes.
Why are you on the Night Train?
Because my son, Henry, bought me a ticket and packed me up with a suitcase of ketchup to bring his ridiculous tomato invention to the West Coast.
What can we do to improve your Pullman experience?
Dissolve the company. I’d be better off if you had never existed.
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Other Characters
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